Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Revelation

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata Story to class 6 students. He is at the 'Krishna janma'part of it.

Masterji: "Kamsa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child isgoing to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars.

First Son is born, and Kamsa kills him by poisoning...

Second one is born and Kamsa throws him off the mountain peak.

Third one is born .....
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand."Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous and confused)

Masterji: "Ramu beta, whole India does not have doubt inMahabharata. Then how come u have one?"

Ramu: "Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going tokill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL?"

Masterji fainted..... ......... ......... ..

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